We Weren't Prepared for This.

catbushandludicrous:

Fact: If there were a button I could press to make Sir Patrick Stewart a regular fake news correspondent I would never stop pressing it

stabsolutely:

gayobamafanfiction:

karenhurley:

2,400 Krispy Kreme Doughnuts - Perfect for EVERY occasion 
The donut chain created the special ‘Double Hundred Dozen’ as part of its new ‘Occasions’ offering which caters to large scale events and parties. 

#”hello yes i would like 2400 donuts”#” okay sir what event are you hosting?”#”the event is called ‘i am going to eat 2400 donuts’ ”

grandi-flora next time i come down, yeah?

stabsolutely:

gayobamafanfiction:

karenhurley:

2,400 Krispy Kreme Doughnuts - Perfect for EVERY occasion 

The donut chain created the special ‘Double Hundred Dozen’ as part of its new ‘Occasions’ offering which caters to large scale events and parties. 

grandi-flora next time i come down, yeah?

ultrafacts:

Source: 1 2 3 4 5 6 If you want more facts, follow Ultrafacts

ultrafacts:

Source: 1 2 3 4 5 6 If you want more facts, follow Ultrafacts

leepacey:

literary jokes never grow old

the painting in the attic does that for them

bovidae:

not changing ur url to maintain your brand recognition

pondejulia:

shinkai-hayato-ace-sprinter:

Petition to take Kaneki Ken out of Tokyo Ghoul and put him in a nice little sports anime instead. That way he can play with a team and learn all about friendship and the worst thing that could possibly happen would be losing a tournament or watching the third years graduate. Cute little sport anime Kaneki is all I want in life.

tokyo goal

slimiest:

a CEO walks into his office “any messages?” he asks his assistant
“two anons want to know who tom petty is and one just says ‘post your ballsack’”
“got it. check my dashboard”
“that skeleton gif you like is back again”
he rubs his chin pensively “mm. reblog that”

sexxxpensive:

Luv this

sexxxpensive:

Luv this

hsuits:

dontbearuiner:

So I went on a bit of a rant on Twitter earlier.

If you’re no longer making money at cons, either stop going or refocus. It’s not other peoples’ fault that your business model no longer caters to them.

Finally! It’s on tumblr so I can share it!