We Weren't Prepared for This.

stephaniedanielle:

Never gets old

karlimeaghan:

I love these shows, but by God they have a lot of problems.

burgrs:

loverofyurpurtyface:

burgrs:

my dad demanding mints in exchange for a ride home

He probably meant 10 minutes….

Wow! You’re probably right… What am I going to do with all of these mints!?

burgrs:

loverofyurpurtyface:

burgrs:

my dad demanding mints in exchange for a ride home

He probably meant 10 minutes….

Wow! You’re probably right… What am I going to do with all of these mints!?

the-arena-ballerina:

neptunain:

christmas is so much worse as you get older it’s like “what do you want this year?” “a sense of purpose”

"a career" "financial security" "a sex life" "tuition for grad school" "alcohol" "a nap" "socks would be nice"

ninjasexfarty:

bookwormllama:

So Suzy’s taken over Instagram…..
Barry took over Instagram…..
Arin just took over Instagram….
It cannot be too long before DANNY TAKES OVER INSTAGRAM WE’RE GONNA GET SO MANY SELFIES HOLD ME

Dan’s too old to work Instagram he’s just gonna post 40 pictures of him accidentally covering the camera with his fingers with the caption “Guys it’s not working.”

swedens-bae:

spinsterprivilege:

cinnamonxwolf:

iswearimnotnaked:

If you live anywhere near Evansville Indiana please be safe because apparently 10 women have been abducted and now they’re saying it’s a possible serial killer sO please don’t go anywhere alone

THANK GOD PEOPLE REBLOGGED THIS BECAUSE I’M NOT FAR FROM THERE AND THERES NO FUCKING INFORMATION OUT ABOUT THIS RIGHT NOW THANKS AGAIN TUMBLR FOR TELLING ME MORE THAN ANY NEWS SOURCE EVER WOULD

Southwestern Indiana be careful!!!

Please stay safe out there!

bigbardafree:

why is it so rare to find nsfw fanart where the dicks are drawn like average size instead of like THUNDERDICK MCLARGEHUGE ASS TEARER FROM THE DEPTHS OF HELL

tylerslittleshit:

tylerslittleshit:

english is not my first language and all my life i thought brussel sprouts was the name of some celebrity

everyone is always like “i hate brussel sprouts” and all this time i was here thinking what the fuck did that poor guy do